I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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