I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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