I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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