I'm laying in your front yard are you home
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
