we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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