She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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