I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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