New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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