Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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