just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
