none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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