she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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