In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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