I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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