Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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