does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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