weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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