i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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