there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
please come you make the beer taste better
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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