are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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