I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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