Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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