Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
time to smoke my breakfast
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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