never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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