My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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