he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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