I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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