it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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