we have pet lesbian snakes
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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