What a fucking waste of an outfit
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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