Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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