Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
