i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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