Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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