awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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