So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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