how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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