he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I could make wine with my vomit
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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