Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
