this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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