She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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