At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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