But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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