You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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