he puts the penis in happiness.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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