check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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