Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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