none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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