I'm jealous of your bromance
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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