Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Welp...herpes.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
do nipples grow back?
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