This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He did a backflip because drugs
ok first of all what the fuck
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