Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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