the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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