I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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