Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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