tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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