Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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