i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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