well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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